====Creative Writing====

> He meandered his tool into her delightfully plump buttocks while she heightened her cries in ecstasy. "I, uh, umm, how do I get this in here, do I slide it this way? Or, like, in this crack? Your vagina's in your armpit, right? Hey, turn off Ellen and answer me! You sound like a damned sea lion."

> **<Kuroba_Loki>** how bout a boy being forced to lose his virginity on summer?
> **<quipna>** "as I awoke in the hospital bed, sphincter still quivering from that night's activities, I realized that a suplex onto the bed post was possibly the WORST way to lose my V-Card. $50 or not"