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Katawa Broujo: Bros on a plane

WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HERO, HE HAD JUST FOUGHT AND BEATEN A JILLION LASER EYE SHOOTING MUTANT VIKINGS. HOWEVER OUR HERO WAS NEARLY OUTMATCHED AGAINST HIS NEMESIS, THE VENDING MACHINE! WHEN SUDDENLY HANAKO ARRIVED ON THE SCENE DRESSED IN A BUNNY GIRL OUTFIT.
USING THE COMBINED POWERS OF YOUR BODIES, YOU FORM THE MASTER RIDER KICK IN MID AIR AND BLOW UP THE NAZI NINJA BRIGADE IN A EXPLOSION OF JIZZ AND WIN AND GOT YOURSELVES SOME DORITOS.
DID ANY OF THAT REALLY HAPPEN? NO. BUT YOU READ IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT SOUNDED AWESOME.

You wake up… OH! OW! YOUR HEAD. DAMMIT. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD….

You look over at your bed, looks like you fell out and right into one of your HOOTERS drink cans.

“YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU TOO BED. I'VE BEEN TAKING SHIT FROM YOU FOR TOO LONG-”

Huh? Your bed just moved… HITLER MUST HAVE POSSESSED IT, THAT NAZI BASTARD MUST'VE KNOWN YOU HAD THE SPEAR OF DESTINY, HE NEVER GIVES UP, DAMN.

Oh, nevermind. It appears Rin's sleeping head is sticking out. So it's just Rin, well that's not too bad. Hitler had arms, that made him a more formidable-

RIN!? RIIIIIIIIIIN? W-WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?…. Did you score last night? You don't recall you being hammered. Maybe you made it with her while you were sleep walking or something. You ARE one awesome guy, maybe that's twenty four hours a day.

AH! That's right, her room was being repaired from being burned or something, and she needed a place to sleep. Damn, you ARE a pussy. Well hell, you COULD grab her breast right now, you should appease the god of titties…


There's a knock at your door, looks like God hates you this morning. You walk over to the door and slip on the conveniently placed doormat thereby getting your face introduced to the door knob for the second time this week. The pricks.

The door opens, it's Emi, that cyborg that annoys you to know end. Today's forecast is cloudy with a chance of bitching and whining.

“HISAO!? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?”

“Yeah, don't worry, I do that all the time”

“No, I heard you were in the hospital, something about a Succubus”

“You heard right, I was brutally raped by a Succubus, and just as she was going to suck out my soul, I donkey punched her and turned 360 degrees and walked away”

“REALLY!?”

“Are you mentally retarded or do you just enjoy how angered I get when you frustrate me?”

“It's funner to believe stories then it is to be all negative”

“You got it wrong, I'm not negative. I'm positive about being negative, thereby throwing my consciousness into a eternal conundrum resulting in a never ending spectacle of despair and happiness”

”…”

“Pick up the pieces of your mind and get out. Go play around the running track or masturbate or something”

“But it's dark out!”

“So? Wear Nightvision goggles”

“I don't have any”

“Here”, you grab some cheap 3D glasses and chuck it at her, “Go wild”


“Wait, I'm also here to pick up Rin, she'll be staying with me. I just installed a bunk bed”

“You'll be on top?”

“Yeah, I'll get on top, and she'll be on the bottom with her mouth wide open, more than likely”

“You have no idea how much you've entertained me for the entire day”

“Huh? Can I pick up Rin now?”

“No”

“Why?”

“Because”

“Because why?”

“She's… getting dressed?”

“I can see her sleeping on the bed”

“Then you should let her sleep, you know, it's bad to wake someone up to early in the morning”

“She doesn't mind”

“Yes she does, she's just a chronic liar”

“Morning guys”, Rin says as she walks towards the door, seemingly unfazed.

“I've got everything packed and moved for you, Rin!”

“Did you pack them or move them?”

“Um.. both?”

“Cool, lets go then”

The girls exited as fast as they came… HAHA, that sounded dirty.

Well, you've been cockblocked, you're awake now. Today's schedule is?

() Play Megaman in a gimp suit

() Walk outside, lets go hunt some vampires

() Go Brofist Kenji.

() Have morning tea with the blind ninja master

() STREAK!


[ And that was the end. This thread never took off ]


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